What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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