My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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