i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Your cock deserves a montage
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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