I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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