Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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