covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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