So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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