The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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