This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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