So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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