3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Do plants get herpes?
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