How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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