I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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