Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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