I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
