I hate all girls vehemently.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about youâ€
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