Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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