You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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