he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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