i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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