That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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