im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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