my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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