bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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