And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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