and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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