at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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