At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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