my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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