Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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