I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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