what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
