Non-Jews are for practice
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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