I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
