Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I think I have vodka in my lungs
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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