Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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