I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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