Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I can't turn off my feet"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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