So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I understand Curling. That high.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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