Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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