i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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