tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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