never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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