All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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