puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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