OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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