so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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