I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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