I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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