I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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