The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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