it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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