Where is the hickey?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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